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Bar Joke by Phostex Bar Joke by Phostex
So, a rabbi, a blonde, a duck, and a lawyer walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

HA ha! Get it? Get it? No? Oh, yes, but you just don't think it's funny?

Oh, you just don't think it's good. It's a bad joke. I see. Well you can suck it.
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Transformers-Lover-7 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Student General Artist
An old three legged dog walks into a bar and tells the bar tender 'im lookin for the man that shot mah' paw...'
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CoopDaWhoop Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
so a man walks into a bar. and says OW!
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UncleScooter Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Professional Artist
Nice! I love the bartender's expression at the sight of these unlikely patrons =D
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"Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography, if you're lucky."- Alan Moore
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BeautifullyFlawed Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
That bartender seems distressed.
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Phostex Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
That's because the duck keeps coming in and asking for grapes.
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BeautifullyFlawed Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
He doesn't whine all that much, though.
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Redmond17 Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
Ah, metahumor. Could you please pass me the soap?
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Phostex Featured By Owner May 17, 2009
Metahumor? I once met a Hugh Moore. He was surprisingly funny. Second cousin of Alan Moore. I wouldn't recommend their nephew Tu Moore. He isn't funny at all, but he has a house in Paris, on the Rue Moore. If you can trust the sources. No, Hugh was lazy as a kid. His mom was always telling him to "Do Moore!"

zing!
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CyberPhantom Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Two men walk into a bar...

You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it!
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Phostex Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts".
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